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楼主  发表于: 2007-08-16   

Jokes for the ladies



  One for the ladies

  One day my housework-challenged husband decided to
wash his Sweat- shirt.
  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, "What
  setting do I use on the washing machine?"

  "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on
your shirt?"

  He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "

  And they say blondes are dumb...


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  "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack
says as he stepped out of
  the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed
  the lawn like this?"

  "Probably that I married you for your money," she
replied.


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  A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were
celebrating their 40th wedding
  anniversary. On their special day a good fairy
came to them and said that
  because they had been so good that each one of
them could have one wish.

  The wife wished for a trip around the world with
her husband.

  Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets
in her hands.

  The man wished for a female companion 30 years
younger...

  Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

  Gotta love that fairy!



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  Dear Lord,

  I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
  Love to forgive him;
  And Patience for his moods.
  Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat
him to death.





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  Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
  e-mail?


  A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

  ________________________________
 


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沙发  发表于: 2007-08-16   
   

以后再也不敢许愿要LP年轻若干岁了。
垂涎三尺,非一日之馋。
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板凳  发表于: 2007-08-16   
    Really like the last three.
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地板  发表于: 2007-08-17   
我咋觉得那个太太更可怜呢?想想,要带一个90岁的老头儿周游世界!
没有人是一座孤岛,可以自全。每个人都是大陆的一片,整体的一部分,……任何人的死亡都是我的损失,因为我是人类的一员。因此,不要问丧钟为谁而鸣,它就为你而鸣。
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地下室  发表于: 2007-08-17   
   
感恩,平安,喜乐,惜福。。。
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