Shaking Hands
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands from shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
Arriving Early
The boss came in early one morning and found his manager kissing his beautiful secretary.
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, I'm doing this free of charge."
Trucker's Revenge
A trucker was sitting at the lunch counter eating his morning eggs and hash browns when some bikers walked in.
One walked up and put his finger in the trucker's coffee and said, "That's not very hot, is it?"
Another put his finger in the trucker's scrambled eggs and said, "Not very fluffy, either, huh?"
After a few moments of silence, the trucker stood up, paid his bill and left the diner. "Not much of a man, was he?" said the first biker to the waitress.
"You're right about that," she replied, "and not much of a driver either. He just ran over a bunch of motorcycles.
