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No B, or else P

孔子曰:“莫装B,装B遭雷劈。”
  
  1.No B, or else P.
  
  2.mo zhuang B, zhuang b bei lei pi.
  
  3.People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.
  
  4.Mr.Mo pretended to be Mr.B,but he was pied by Miss Lei.
6.No more zhuangbility, zhuangbility leads to leipility.
10. P is always after zhuangbility.
尤其是第三个People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.
  
  
  Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
  
   可见本国人民对于英语的热忱已经到了相当大的程度,本教程的目的旨在更好地指导大家使用这几个词的用法。
  
    本教程首先对于niubility,zhuangbility,shability这几个词的正确拼写作出以下修改建议:
  
    niubility:正确拼写应为newbility,名词
    zhuangbility:正确拼写为drunbility,名词
    shability:保持原拼写方式,名词
    下面对几个词的词性作一下延展:
  
  drunbility
  
    1、drunbility的词根为drunb,动词,装逼的原意
      进行时:drunbing;过去时:drunbed;完成时:have drunbed
      例句:CCAV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
      CCAV又在晚饭时间装逼了,它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。
  
  
    2、drunbee:名词,装逼的人,有装逼倾向的人
      例句:林志玲 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is
  disgusting.
      林志玲是个装逼的人,但是偶爸爸喜欢她,真恶心。
  
  
    3、druber:名词,以装逼为职业的人,专业装逼者
      例句:朱军 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
      朱军是个职业装逼者,他一辈子都在装逼,是专业级的。
  
   4、drunby:形容词,装逼的
      例句:The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 求佛。
      你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的,更别说那歌是求佛。
  
     5、drunblization:名词,装逼化
       例句:As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
       随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营,人民装逼化也越来越严重了。
  
     6、drunblism:名词,装逼主义
       例句:The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
       法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年,人们貌似很崇拜。
  
  newbility
  
     1、newbility词根为newby,形容词,原意为牛逼
       例句:I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is very newby.
       我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛逼。
  
     比较级:newber;最高级:newbest
       例句:There is no newbest, only newber.
       没有最牛逼,只有更牛逼。
  
     2、newber:名词,牛逼的人
       例句:王小波 is a newber, and 罗永浩 is also a newber.
       王小波是个牛逼的人,罗永浩也是个牛逼的人。
  
     3、newbable:形容词,可以牛逼的,值得牛逼的
       例句:I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
       我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛逼,你应该自豪。
  
     4、newbilization:名词,牛逼化
       例句:The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
       白领牛逼化是个全球性的问题。
  
  
  
  shability
  
     1、shability词根为shaby,名词,傻~~~逼
      例句:周杰伦 thinks 崔健 is a shaby, which turns out 周 is the real big shaby.
      周杰伦认为崔健是傻~~~逼,结果周才是真正的大傻~~~逼。
  
     2、shability,名词,傻~~~逼能力
       例句:The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
       你傻~~~逼的能力犹如地震一样具有毁灭性。
  
     3、shabilization,名词,傻~~~逼化
       例句:The CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization.
       CCAV的新闻导致国民傻~~~逼化。
  
  
  
  课后作业:
    一、翻译句子
      1、日本的傻~~~逼化进程已经完成,傻~~~逼比例与傻~~~逼能力均是世界第一的。
      2、姜文的电影很牛逼,他是一个牛逼的人,希望中国电影都能牛逼化。
      3、广电总局是个傻~~~逼的机构,但总认为自己是最牛逼的。
      4、装逼难,做一个装逼人更难,做一个职业装逼者难上加难,但是朱军做到了。
  
    二、单词填空(运用所有上文出现过的单词)
      1、The wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
      2、The picture of 陈冠希 and 阿娇 in bed is totally_______________.
      3、芙蓉姐姐 is a symbol of __________, and she is a ________.
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