今天，发现按六六的贱名取名法，我应该叫“长肥”或者“栓毛”。。。sigh
今天，在湾区泡了半天，悠哉乐哉，享受大家贴子带来的愉快，觉得应该做点贡献，转笑话两则——
Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms.
今天，我去上班时，在电梯里边，我忙着在包里找我的手机，于是请电梯里的那个男人帮我按一下电梯。直到他用死一样的眼神看着我，我才意识到他根本就没有手臂！
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" . I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man.
今天，我带孩子们去游乐园。当我们坐摩天轮的时候，我发现我有恐高症。我感到透不过气来，在坐位上拼命尖叫“让我出去，让我出去”，并且歇斯底里地哭起来，他们只好停下来让我下来。——我是一个四十五岁的男人！
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car.
今天，我开车时看到一只可怜的猫无助地在路上走。我于是把车停下来，把它抱到我怀里，决定带它到一个安全的地方。结果——
不仅我被它抓得浑身是伤，而且的我车撞到人家停在旁边的车，因为我急着去照顾它，根本没有停好我的车！
好笑吗？反正我是笑了，你笑不笑由你哈！
