| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day |
| ^URS | Up Yours |
| <3 | it means: a Heart |
| 143 | it means: I Love You |
| 14AA41 | One for All and All for One |
| 2B or not 2B | To Be Or Not To Be |
| 2BZ4UQT | Too Busy For You Cutey |
| 2G2B4G | Too Good To Be Forgotten |
| 2G2BT | Too Good To Be True |
| 2NITE | Tonight |
| 404 | it means: I Haven't A Clue |
| 411 | it means: Info |
| 4EAE | ForEver And Ever |
| 4ever | Forever |
| 4NR | Foreigner |
| 5FS | 5 Finger Salute |
| 86 | Out Of or Over |
| 9 | |
| 99 | |
| A/S/L/P | Age/Sex/Location/Picture |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF | As A Friend |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR | At Any Rate |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate |
| AAS | Alive And Smiling |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend |
| AB | Ass Backwards |
| ABITHIWTIDB | A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABT2 | About To |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACE | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP | Another Day In Paradise |
| ADR | Address |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As far As I can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFDN | Any F***ing Day Now |
| AFGO | Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill |
| AFPOE | A Fresh Pair Of Eyes |
| AFT | About F***ing Time |
| AFZ | Acronym free zone |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| aight | Alright |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AKA or a.k.a. | Also Known As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| Alcon | All Concerned |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALOTBSOL | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| AMF | Adios Muther F***er |
| AML | All My Love |
| AMRMTYFTS | All My Roommates Thank You For The Show |
| AND | Any day now |
| ANFAWFOWS | And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| AOAS | All Of A Sudden |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AON | Apropos Of Nothing |
| AP | Apple Pie |
| AS | Ape Shit |
| ASAFP | As Soon As "Friggin" Possible |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies |
| ATAB | Ain't That A Bitch |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| ATW | All the Web or Around the Web |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWGTHTGTTSA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AYC | Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky |
| AYCE | All You Can Eat |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because |
| B/C | Because |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| B4U | Before You |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It |
| BAG | Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin |
| BAK | Back At my Keyboard |
| BAMF | Bad Ass Muther F***er |
| BAU | Business As Usual |
| BB | Be Back |
| BB4N | Bye-Bye for Now |
| BBB | Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BBFN | Bye-Bye for Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBMFIC | Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BCBG | Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle |
| BCBS | Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU | Be Seein' You |
| BCOZ | Because |
| BD | Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain |
| BDBI5M | Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com |
| BDN | Big Damn Number |
| BEOS | it means: Nudge |
| BF | Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal |
| BFE | Beyond F***ing Egypt |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever |
| BFFTTE | Best Friends Forever Til The End |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BFR | Big Fucken Rock |
| BHAG | Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
| BHG | Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BIBI | Bye Bye |
| BIBO | Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIF | Basis In Fact or Before I Forget |
| BIOYE | Blow It Out Your Ear |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BIOYN | Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITD | Back In The Day |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BL | Belly Laughing |
| BLBBLB | Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMF | Bad Muther F***er |
| BMGWL | Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMOF | Bite Me Old Fart |
| BMOTA | Byte Me On The Ass |
| BNDN | Been Nowhere Done Nothing |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BO | Bug Off -or- Body Odor |
| BOBFOC | Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| BOCTAAE | But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BOTEC | Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation |
| BOTOH | But On The Other Hand |
| BPLM | Big Person Little Mind |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BS | Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain |
| BSAAW | Big Smile And A Wink |
| BSBD&NE | Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience |
| BSF | But Seriously, Folks |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But Then Again or Before The Attacks |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTFO | Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTTT | Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BTWITIAILW/U | By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You |
| BW | Best Wishes |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO | Black, White or Other |
| BYKT | But you Knew That |
| BYOA | Bring Your Own Advil |
| C&G | Chuckly and Grin |
| C/P | Cross Post |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CAAC | Cool As A Cucumber |
| CB | Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break |
| CBB | Can't Be Bothered |
| CBF | Can't Be F***ed |
| CBJ | Covered Blow Job |
| CFV | Call For Vote |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CID | Consider It Done |
| CIS | CompuServe Information Service |
| CMF | Count My Fingers |
| CMIW | Correct Me if I'm Wrong |
| CMU | Crack Me Up |
| CNP | Continued in Next Post |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| CofS | Church of Scientology |
| COS | Change Of Subject |
| C-P | Sleepy |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F***ing Thing |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAT | Can't Remember A Thing |
| CRAWS | Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CRB | Come Right Back |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRS | Can't Remember Sh** |
| CRTLA | Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym |
| CSL | Can't Stop Laughing |
| C-T | City |
| CTA | Call To Action |
| CTC | Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat |
| CU | See You -or- Cracking Up |
| CUATU | See You Around The Universe |
| CUL | See You Later |
| CUL8ER | See You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CUNS | See You In School |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYM | Check Your Mail |
| CYO | See You Online |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow |
| DAMHIKT | Don't Ask Me How I Know That |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBABAI | Don't Be A Bitch About It |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| DDD | Direct Distance Dial |
| DETI | Don't Even Think It |
| DF | Dear Friend |
| DFLA | Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) |
| DGA | Don't Go Anywhere |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DGTG | Don't Go There Girlfriend |
| DGYF | Damn Girl You're Fine |
| DH | Dear Hubby or Husband |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DIKU | Do I Know You |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAS | Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DITR | Dancing In The Rain |
| DITYID | Did I Tell You I'm Distressed |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DKDC | Don't Know Don't Care |
| DL | Download -or- Dead Link |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTM | Don't Lie To Me |
| DMI | Don't Mention It |
| DNC | Does Not Compute |
| DOE | Depends On Experience |
| DOEI | Goodbye (in Dutch) |
| DORD | Department of Redundancy Department |
| DP | Domestic Partner |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote Me On This |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DRIB | Don't Read If Busy |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUI | Driving Under the Influence |
| DURS! -or- DUS! | Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy! |
| DUST | Did You See That |
| DWB | Don't Write Back |
| DWBH | Don't Worry Be Happy |
| DWI | Driving While Intoxicated |
| DWS | Driving While Stupid |
| DWWWI | Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated |
| DWYM | Does What You Mean |
| DYFM | Dude You Fascinate Me |
| DYHAB | Do You Have A Boyfriend |
| DYHAG | Do You Have A Girlfriend |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate it When... |
| DYOFDW | Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| E123 | Easy as One, Two, Three |
| EAK | Eating at Keyboard |
| EFT | Electronic Funds Transfer |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| EM | Excuse Me |
| EMFBI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMI | Excuse My Ignorance |
| EML | Email Me Later |
| EMRTW | Evil Monkey's Rule The World |
| EMSG | E-Mail Message |
| EOD | End Of Day |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOT | End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) |
| ESADYFA | Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole |
| ESEMED | Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
| ESMF | Eat Sh** Mother F***er |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival |
| ETLA | ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) |
| EVRE1 | Every One |
| EWI | E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ | Easy |
| F2F | Face-to-Face |
| FAB | Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FBI | Fucking Brilliant Idea |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FF | Friends Forever |
| FF&PN | Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FFS | For F***s Sake |
| FGDAI | stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It |
| FILF | Father I'd Like to F*** |
| FILTH | Failed In London, Try Hong Kong |
| FINE | F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional |
| FISH | First in, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill in the Blanks |
| FLA | Four Letter Acronym |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FO | F*** Off |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOC | Free of Charge |
| FOFL | Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOMCL | Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge |
| FRED | F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FSR | For Some Reason |
| FSU | F*** Shit Up |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTF | F*** That's Funny |
| FTFOI | For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTLOG | For The Love Of God |
| FTR | For The Record |
| FTRF | F*** That's Really Funny |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FTW | For The Win |
| FU2 | F*** You Too |
| FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB | F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FUM | F***ed Up Mess |
| FWB | Friends With Benefits |
| FWD | Forward |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYE | For Your Edification |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYIFV | F*** You I'm Fully Vested |
| FYLTGE | From Your Lips To Gods Ears |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| FYSBIGTBABN | Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night |
| G | Guess -or- Grin |
| G2GLYS | Got To Go Love Ya So |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little |
| GALHER | Get A Load of Her |
| GALHIM | Get A Load of Him |
| GAP | Got A Pic? |
| GAS | Got A Second |
| GBG | Great Big Grin |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GDI | God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFF | Go F****ing Figure |
| GFI | Go For It |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFTD | Gone For The Day |
| GFY | Go F*** Yourself |
| GG | Good Game (or) Gotta Go |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGP | Gotta Go Pee |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GL | Good Luck -or- Get Lost |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl |
| GLYASDI | God Loves You And So Do I |
| GM | Good Morning |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMAFB | Give Me A F***ing Break |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GNSD | Good Night Sweet Dreams |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOL | Giggling Out Loud |
| GOS | Gay Or Straight |
| GOYHH | Get Off Your High Horse |
| GR&D | Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GR8 | Great |
| gratz | Congratulations |
| GRRRR | it means Growling |
| GSOAS | Go Sit On A Snake |
| GTFOOH | Get The F*** Out Of Here |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye |
| GTGP | Got To Go Pee |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTM | Giggle To Myself |
| GTRM | Going To Read Mail |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GUD | Geographically UnDesirable |
| GWS | Get Well Soon |
| GYHOOYA | Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| H&K | Hug and Kiss |
| h/o | Hold On |
| h/p | Hold Please |
| H4XX0R | a "hacker" or "to be hacked" |
| HAGD | Have a Great Day |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND | Have a Nice Day |
| HAWTLW | Hello And Welcome To Last Week |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HBIB | Hot But Inappropriate Boy |
| HCC | Holy Computer Crap |
| HD | Hold |
| HF | Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha-Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIG | How's It Going |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC | Help, I'm Out Of Coffee |
| HITAKS | Hang In There And Keep Smiling |
| HNTI | How Nice That/This Is |
| HNTW | How Nice That Was |
| HOHA | HOllywood HAcker |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HT | Hi There |
| HTB | Hang The Bastards |
| HTH | Hope This (or That) Helps |
| HTNOTH | Hit The Nail On The Head |
| HUA | Heads Up Ace |
| HUGZ | Hugs |
| HUYA | Head Up Your A** |
| HWGA | Here We Go Again |
| I 1-D-R | I Wonder |
| I&I | Intercourse and Inebriation |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAITS | It's All In The Subject |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANADBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV |
| IANAE | I Am Not an Expert |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANNNGC | I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties |
| IASAP4U | I Always Say A Prayer For You |
| IAT | I Am Tired |
| IAW | I Agree With |
| IBIWISI | I'll Believe It When I See It |
| IBRB | I Will Be Right Back |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTC | Itty Bitty Titty Committee |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IBTL | In Before The Lock |
| IC | In Character |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A F*** |
| IDGARA | I Don't Give A Rats Ass |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDKY | I Don't Know You |
| I-D-L | Ideal |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter |
| IDST | I Didn't Say That |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IEF | It's Esther's Fault |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug |
| IFU | I F***ed Up |
| IGGP | I Gotta Go Pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IHA | I Hate Acronyms |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion |
| IHTFP | I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place |
| IHU | I Hear You |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes An(y) Difference |
| IIR | If I Remember or If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWYBMAD | If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| IKALOPLT | I Know A Lot Of People Like That |
| ILA | I Love Acronyms |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILMURLABITIMMHAC | I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IM | Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message |
| IM2BZ2P | I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee! |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IMHEIUO | In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOO | In My Own Opinion |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem |
| INNW | If Not Now, When |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here |
| IOUD | Inside, Outside, Upside Down |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IPN | I'm Posting Naked |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| ISAGN | I See A Great Need |
| ISH | Insert Sarcasm Here |
| ISS | I Said So |
| ISTM | It Seems to Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ISYALS | I'll Send You A Letter Soon |
| ITIGBS | I Think I'm Going To Be Sick |
| ITM | In The Money |
| IUM | If You Must |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| IYAOYAS | If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh** |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYQ | I like you |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| J/C | Just Checking |
| J/J | Just Joking |
| J/K | Just Kidding |
| J/P | Just Playing |
| J/W | Just Wondering |
| J2LYK | Just To Let You Know |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J5M | Just Five Minutes |
| JAD | Just Another day |
| JAFO | Just Another F***ing Onlooker |
| JAFS | Just A F***ing Salesman |
| JAM | Just a Minute |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JDI | Just Do It |
| JEOMK | Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JOOTT | Just One Of Those Things |
| JSU | Just Shut Up |
| JT | Just Teasing |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JUADLAM | Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey |
| K | OK |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KEWL | Cool |
| KFY | Kiss For You |
| KIA | Killed In Action |
| KIR | Keep It Real |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KK | Kiss Kiss |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| KMFHA | Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass |
| KMP | Keep Me Posted |
| KMRIA | Kiss My Royal Irish Arse |
| KMSLA | Kiss My Shiny Little Ass |
| KMWA | Kiss My White Ass |
| KOK | Knock |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| KPC | Keeping Parents Clueless |
| KUTGW | Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| L8R | Later |
| LAQ | Lame Ass Quote |
| LBR and LGR | Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room |
| LBUG -or- LBIG | Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay |
| LD | Long Distance -or- Later Dude |
| LDIMEDILLIGAF | Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHOS | Lets Have Online Sex |
| LIFO | Last In First Out |
| LIS | Laughing In Silence |
| LKITR | Little Kid In The Room |
| LLTA | Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMFAO | Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet In Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMTCB | Left Message To Call Back |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOMBARD | Lots Of Money But A Right Dick |
| LONH | Lights On, Nobody Home |
| LOOL | Laughing Outragously Out Loud |
| LOPSOD | Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LOU | Laughing Over You |
| LPOS | Lazy Piece Of Sh*t |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LSV | Language, Sex, Violence |
| LTIC | Laughing 'Til I Cry |
| LTM | Laugh To Myself |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship |
| LULU | Locally Undesireable Land Use |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LY4E | Love You Forever |
| LYB | Love Ya Babe |
| LYCYLBB | Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye |
| LYKYAMY | Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLB | Love Ya Later Bye |
| LYMI | Love Ya, Mean It |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| M4C | Meet for Coffee |
| M8 or M8s | Mate or Mates |
| MA | Mature Audience |
| MAYA | Most Advanced Yet Accessible |
| MB | Message Board |
| MBN | Must Be Nice |
| MBRFN | Must Be Real F***ing Nice |
| MFD | Multi-Function Device |
| MfG | Mit freundlichen Gruessen |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIA | Missing In Action |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like to F*** |
| MITIN | More Info Than I Needed |
| MKOP | My Kind Of Place |
| MLAS | My Lips Are Sealed |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| MOFO | Mother F***er |
| MOMPL | One Moment Please |
| MOO | Mud, Object-Oriented |
| MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOP | MOment Please |
| MorF | Male or Female |
| MOSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTSS | Members Of The Same Sex |
| MSG | Message |
| MSMD | Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSNUW | Mini-Skirt No UnderWear |
| MTBF | Mean Time Between Failure |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MTLA | My True Love Always |
| MTSBWY | May The Schwartz Be With You |
| MUAH | |
| MUBAR | Messed up Beyond All Recognition |
| MUSM | Miss You So Much |
| MWAH | the sound of a kiss |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYL | Mind Your Language |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| N/A | Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated |
| N/M | Nothing Much |
| N/T | No Text |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2M | Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much |
| N2MJCHBU | Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU |
| NAB | Not A Blonde |
| NADT | Not A Damn Thing |
| NAK | Nursing At Keyboard |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot of People Know That |
| N-A-Y-L | In A While |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBIF | No Basis In Fact |
| NCG | New College Graduate |
| NDN | Indian or Native American |
| NE | Anyway |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NE1ER | Anyone Here |
| Ne2H | Need To Have |
| NESEC | Any Second |
| NFBSK | Not For British School Kids |
| NFF | No F*cking Fair |
| NFG | Not F***ing Good |
| NFI | No F***ing Idea |
| NFW | No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way |
| NG | New Game |
| NIFOC | Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| NIGYYSOB | Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch |
| NIM | No Internal Message |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIMJD | Not In My Job Description |
| NIMQ | Not In My Queue |
| NIMY | Never In A Million Years |
| NISM | Need I Say More |
| NIYWFD | Not In Your Wildest F*cking Dreams |
| NM | Never Mind or Nothing Much |
| NMH | Not Much Here |
| NMHJC | Not Much Here, Just Chilling |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NMTE | Now More Than Ever |
| NN | Not Now! |
| NOFI | No OFfence Intended |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NP | No Problem |
| NQOCD | Not Quite Our Class Dear |
| NRG | Energy |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NSA | No Strings Attached |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work |
| NSS | No Sh*t Sherlock |
| NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much |
| NTK | Nice To Know |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There's Anything Wrong With That |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NUFF | Enough Said |
| NW | No Way |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Saluet |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OCD | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| ODTAA | One Damn Thing After Another |
| OIC | Oh, I See |
| OK | All Correct |
| OLL | OnLine Love |
| OMB | Oh My Buddha |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMG | Oh My God |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| OML | Oh My Lord |
| ONID | Oh No I Didn't |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| OOAK | One Of A Kind |
| OOC | Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control |
| OOF | Out Of Facility |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OOO | Out Of Office |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OSIF | Oh Sh** I Forgot |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OTF | Off The Floor |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTP | On The Phone |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | stands for: Australia |
| P&C | Private and Confidential |
| P2C2E | Process Too Complicated Too Explain |
| P911 | Parent Alert |
| PAL | Parents Are Listening |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDOMA | Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass |
| PDQ | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PFA | Pulled From Ass |
| PIBKAC | Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PIF | Paid In Full |
| PIMP | Peeing In My Pants |
| PIR | Parent In Room |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PLS | Please |
| PM | Personal Message -or- Private Message |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PND | Possibly Not Definitely |
| PO | Piss Off |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| PONA | Person Of No Account |
| POOF | Good-bye, also seen as ::poof:: |
| POS | Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** |
| POV | Point of View |
| PP | People |
| PS | Post Script |
| PTH | Prime Tanning Hours |
| PU | That Stinks |
| P-ZA | Pizza |
| QL | Quit Laughing |
| QQ | Quick Question |
| QS | Quit Scrolling |
| QT | Cutie |
| R&D | Research & Development |
| R&R | Rest & Relaxation |
| RAT | Remote(ly) Activated Trojan |
| RBAY | Right Back At You |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RC | Remote Control |
| RE | Regards or Hello Again |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RFR | Really F*#king Rich |
| RFS | Really F*#king Soon |
| RKBA | Right to Keep and Bear Arms |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLF | Real Life Friend |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMM | Read My Mail Man |
| RN | Right Now |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| ROR | Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTGL | Rolling On The Ground Laughing |
| ROTGLMAO | Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RPG | Role Playing Games |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RT | Real Time |
| RTBS | Reason To Be Single |
| RTFAQ | Read the FAQ File |
| RTFM | Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard |
| RTM or RTFM | Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual |
| RTTSD | Right Thing To Say Dude |
| RU | Are You |
| RUMCYMHMD | Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose |
| RUMORF | Are You Male Or Female |
| RUOK | Are you OK |
| RUT | aRe yoU There? |
| RUUP4IT | Are You Up For It |
| RX | Regards |
| RYO | Roll Your Own |
| S^ | What's Up |
| S2R | Send To Receive |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SBUG | Small Bald Unaudacious Goal |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SEG | Sh** Eating Grin |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SF | Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFETE | Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| SFX | Sound Effects |
| SH | Sh** Happens |
| SHID | Slap Head In Disgust |
| SII | Seriously Impaired Imagination |
| SITCOMs | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SLAP | Sounds Like A Plan |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SMAIM | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM | Send Me E-Mail |
| SMIM | Send Me an Instant Message |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SO | Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend) |
| SOB | Son Of a B*tch |
| SOGOP | Sh** Or Get Off the Pot |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOI | Self Owning Idiot |
| SOL | Sh** Out of Luck |
| SOMY | Sick Of Me Yet |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SorG | Straight or Gay |
| SOS | Same Old Sh** |
| SOT | Short On Time |
| SOTMG | Short On Time, Must Go |
| SRO | Standing Room Only |
| SSDD | Same Sh** Different Day |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| STD | Seal The Deal |
| STFU | Shut The F*** Up |
| STFW | Search The F***ing Web |
| STM | Spank The Monkey |
| STR8 | Straight |
| STW | Search The Web |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SU | Shut Up |
| SUAKM | Shut Up And Kiss Me |
| SUFI | Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile |
| SUP | it means: What's Up |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways |
| SWAK | Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TAH | Take A Hike |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F***ed Up |
| TAS | Taking A Shower |
| TBA | To Be Advised |
| TBC | To Be Continued |
| TC | Take Care |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back |
| TCOY | Take Care Of Yourself |
| TDM | Too Darn Many |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFDS | That is For Darn Sure |
| TFH | Thread From Hell |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice |
| TFX | Traffic |
| TGGTG | That Girl/Guy has Got To Go |
| TGIF | Thank God It's Friday |
| THX or TX or THKS | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL | Think I Am In Love |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TILII | Tell It Like It Is |
| TK | To Come |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLGO | The List Goes On |
| TLITBC | That's Life In The Big City |
| TLK-2-U-L-8-R | Talk to You Later |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMTOWTDI | There's More Than One Way To Do It |
| TNA | Temporarily Not Available |
| TNC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TNT | Til Next Time |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOM | Tomorrow |
| TOPCA | Til Our Paths Cross Again |
| TOT | Tons of Time |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TP | Team Player |
| TPC | The Phone Company |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TQM | Total Quality Management |
| TS | Tough Sh** |
| TSIA | This Says It All |
| TSOB | Tough Son Of a B*tch |
| TSR | Totally Stuck in RAM |
| TSRA | Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTG | Time to Go |
| TTS | Text to Speech |
| TTT | That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too |
| TTUL | Talk to You Later |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TVN | Thank You Very Much |
| TWHAB | This Won't Hurt A Bit |
| TWIMC | To Whom it may Concern |
| TWIWI | That Was Interesting, Wasn't It |
| TXS | Thanks |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| U | You |
| U2 | You Too |
| UBS | Unique Buying State |
| U-L | You Will |
| unPC | unPolitically Correct |
| UPOD | Under Promise Over Deliver |
| UR | You Are |
| URAPITA | You Are A Pain In The Ass |
| URWS | You Are Wise |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me |
| USP | Unique Selling Proposition |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VC | Venture Capital |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VM | Voice Mail |
| VRBS | Virtual Reality Bull Sh** |
| VSF | Very Sad Face |
| W/O | Without |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WAFM | What A F***ing Mess |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI | What An Idiot |
| WAMBAM | Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar |
| WAYD | What Are You Doing |
| WAYN | Where Are You Now |
| WB | Welcome Back -or- Write Back |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WC | Who Cares |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway |
| WDALYIC | Who Died And Left You In Charge |
| WDR | With Due Respect |
| WDYS | What Did You Say |
| WDYT | What Do You Think |
| WE | Whatever |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WETSU | We Eat This Sh** Up |
| WF | Way Fun |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying F*** |
| WIBNI | Wouldn't It Be Nice If |
| WIIFM | What's In It For Me |
| WIP | Work In Process |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training |
| WITFITS | What In The F*** Is This Sh** |
| WITW | What In The World |
| WIU | Wrap It Up |
| WKEWL | Way Cool |
| WNOHGB | Were No One Has Gone Before |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| WOP | With Out Papers |
| WRT | With Regard To or With Respect To |
| WT | Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The |
| WTB | Want To Buy |
| WTF | What The F*** |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTGP | Want To Go Private |
| WTH | What the Heck |
| WTMI | Way Too Much Information |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WTTM | Without Thinking To Much |
| WU | What's Up |
| WUF | Where You From |
| WWSD | What Would Satan Do |
| WWY | Where Were You |
| WX | Weather |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me |
| WYP | What's Your Problem |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here |
| X-I-10 | Exciting |
| XME | Excuse Me |
| XOXO | Hugs and Kisses |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YA yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It You Got It |
| YBF | You've Been F***ed |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YCT | Your Comment To |
| YDKM | You Don't Know Me |
| YEPPIES | Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers |
| YGBK | You Gotta Be Kidding |
| YGBSM | You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YIC | Yours In Christ |
| YKW | You Know What |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK | You Never Know |
| YOYO | You're On Your Own |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YRYOCC | You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth |
| YUPPIES | Young Urban Professionals |
| YW | You're Welcome |
| YWIA | You're Welcome In Advance |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
