I’m big
I’m big !
I’m big!
I’m a big kid now.
I’m big!
I can dress myself
I don’t need Mom to help me anymore.
And when I sit in my father’s chair, my feet can reach the floor-
See that?
I’m big!
I’m big!
Got a muscle and I’m big.
When I wrestle with my cousin Jill, in a second she’s on the ground, so Nutso and Red better not get wise, because I don’t fool around.
I can throw this rock a mile away and bean that rattlesnake.
Ya dare me to swallow my chewing gum and not get a bellyache?
When I was in the jungle I frightened all the animals, and even Tarzan ran a mile when I was King of the Cannibals!
I lived there for about…
Ten years…
And then a big ship found me…
When I got back, first thing you know the cops were all around me.
They started buggin’ me with questions, I clammed right up and took the heat. Then I turned my back and walked away, right across the street.
I’m allowed!
Because once I was small, but now…
You see that fence about ten feet high?
I can jump it -backwards too!
I fed a lion a hot dog once when I was at the zoo.
(They let me in the cage-no problem!)
I can climb a mountain blindfolded with a forty-five-pound pack,
And paddle down a river on an alligator’s back.
I can look a camel in the eye and never even blink.
In gym I lift a hundred pounds.
I’m way bigger than you think.
I’m big!
I’m big!
I’m a big kid now!
I’m big!
My mother doesn’t yell at me just for going without a hat.
She knows darn well I’d run away, because I’m too old for that!
What does she think, I’m a baby?
No way!
What does she think, I ‘m a shrimp?
Go ‘way!
You oughtta see me ride a crazy horse, and drive my father’s car, of course.
I’m big!
I’m big!
So big, I’m major league.
I’m even bigger than big, I’m MAJOR B-e-e-e-e-e-e-g!
I mean…
I’m big…but nit THAT big.
I’m only a little big.
But you know what?
So what if it’s a monster?
I can handle that.
I’ll tackle him behind his back and stuff him in my sack.
You dare me?
He don’t scare me.
You know why?
Because I’m big.
I’m SUPER-duper-galooper BIG!
