For those of you who watch what you eat, here's
the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief
to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.
1) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, or
Americans.
2) The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.
3) The Japanese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.
4) The Italians drink large amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British
or Americans.
5) The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots
of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Canadians, British, or Americans.
6) Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot
of perogies and cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you
