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College Cure

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?"

"Two days ago."

"Mine's a senior this year, so it's almost over. In May, he'll be an engineer. What's your boy going to be when he gets out of college?"

"At the rate he's going, I'd say he'll be about thirty."

"No, I mean what's he taking in college?"

"He's taking every penny I make."

"Doesn't he burn the midnight oil enough?"

"He doesn't get in early enough to burn the midnight oil."

"Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?"

"Sure has! It's totally cured his mother of bragging about him."
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沙发  发表于: 2013-01-22   
貌似很好笑。 但看着有点心酸。 如果自己的小孩也这样那叫一个惨。 俺滴一个朋友的小孩刚进大学一年级就发现成绩跟不上。 所以进了大学也还得继续忧心。如果挑灯夜战能解决问题那也还不算个问题。 但愿俺家小孩将来念大学能如期毕业才好。
[ 此帖被尘姥姥在01-22-2013 16:58重新编辑 ]
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