http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=11394Robert Paul Reyes
July 11, 2006
Some extreme elements of the women's movement argue that men are superfluous. Men always smugly answered, "Right, and who's going to mow your lawn, check your oil, and not to mention impregnate you?"
A new scientific breakthrough may indeed make guys as obsolete as a Betamax, females in the future may be able to produce sperm.
Evil scientists in England have turned stem cells from an embryo into sperm which are capable of producing offspring.
The satanic experiment used embryo cells to produce seven baby mice, six of whom lived into adulthood, although the survivors suffered adverse events.
Contrary to popular belief, this feat has never been accomplished by Bulgarian women weightlifters.
The only good news for men is that this advance can help men with certain types of infertility to become fertile .
This revolting development has me feeling more like a mouse than a man, if my girlfriend figures out how to program the DVR, I will become totally irrelevant.
Not even a mega-dose of Viagra can restore my confidence and vigor, it looks like the male appendage will soon be totally useless. Men in the future may become nothing more than a sex toy that doesn't require a battery.