家里有三只猫
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老大是十二年前从新加坡大街上捡回来的,培养出深厚的感情,儿 子都知道不与其争,小时候儿子若被老猫卡拉挠了,我是要责骂儿子的,怪他去招惹猫。所以直到今天,偶得对老猫都有心理阴影,只要看见老猫横在厕所门口,都不敢去尿。
老猫到今年也是近70岁的老人了,年老色衰体力不支。出于多年专宠,依旧享有一天六只大虾的正部级待遇。有时候虾贵到75一斤,我自己都不舍得吃也买给她吃。她现在就指虾度日,猫粮不怎么吃,早上晨唤醒我的不是闹钟,而是以头跄门的老猫,我眼未睁圆就跌跌爬爬地去厨房给她拿虾。
最近陆续收了两只小的。老二是在汤池写作时,被同有三和的医生央着收留的。收她时年纪不大,也就一个月余的生命,却被数度遗弃,大冬天的总站在街头等施舍食物,饿得皮包骨头。我因不会在汤池久居,心里一直犹豫着要不要收留她,只答应收养她到写作结束便还给医院照顾。但小二黑约是太渴望有家,或者知道自己命运坎坷,从进宾馆第一天起,放下她,就径直走到我们为她准备的尿盆里撒尿拉屎,一点不麻烦我们,也不让宾馆的人讨嫌她,所以就给自己挣来了父母。我们带她回上海的时候,旅途艰难,要先去杭州参加同学年会,再从杭州运回上海。开始都担心她不能适应长途跋涉,谁知她表现中规中矩,去异地也不生病,小命很是顽强,终于在上海安家落户猫才引进了。
小二黑到了上海,有朋友跟我要她,说是帮着去看店抓老鼠。我和秀才心里舍不得,怕她万一吃个死老鼠,辜负了我们带回上海的辛苦,便不答应,推托说:“等下次遇见别的猫再送你,这个我们自己留着。”机遇就是这样寸,没几天,另一朋友家生出一窝小猫,我通知要猫的朋友帮她要一只。等我去领的那日,朋友忽然改口说不要了,但我答应了人家去取,做不出拒绝的事,跟秀才商量后,还是把小三领回家。这一领,任谁来要,都不给了。
小三就是典型的靠刷脸就能生活的孩子。无论哪个世界,长得好看的一定占便宜。小三皮毛灰绒绒的看起来像貂皮,天庭饱满五官秀美,虎头虎脑肉肉墩墩。鼻尖粉粉,舌头嫩嫩,往你身上乖乖巧巧一坐,你心都酥了。我一个不爱照相的人,现在手机里全是她相片儿。
老二以前找老大玩,因有代沟,老大不爱搭理她,她很寂寞,现在来了老三,俩人瞬间打得火热。小三既不怕人也不怕猫,她天生就知道自己会招各类容忍。来了就用老大老二的饭盆水盆,她吃的时候还要嘴里啃着猫粮,脚丫占着水盆。若是如厕,肯定是等新盆换干净了,一个盆里小尿一泡,把俩干净盆都做上标记。总之,漂亮就可以为所欲为。
小三很会耍娇。跟小二黑你追我打的时候,一路拍人脑袋踩人尾巴占人便宜,但真把老二惹毛了,眼瞅着自己要吃亏了,就一路撒丫狂奔回我的身上,让我训斥小二黑脸上洋洋得意。我心里知道,小三把一切尖儿都占了,小二黑是受气包。
小三嘴很欠,来没几天把家里小电线都给咬断了。我家大伯子出主意下次接个15伏电,电她一电就长记性了。秀才舍不得,宁肯让她咬断一根又一根的线。有时候手机充电,却发现线又给她糟蹋了,我就要发怒,秀才会赶紧把小三揽怀里,责怪我:“是你自己不好,为什么不收好?晓得她要咬的。”
前两天势态向严重方向发展,我发现小二黑也跟小三学,开始咬电线了,她的牙口比较好,直接去咬粗电线,我急了,上去抓住她就往地上摔,大声吼她,把她给吓得瑟瑟发抖。我是真怕她给电死。手机线不危险,接线板可就不一定了。小二黑是个有眼色,懂得察言观色的孩子,她不知道为什么小三能做的事,她就不能做,但她知道三个孩子里,她是唯一一个给妈妈吼的。所以她总是躲我远远的,尽量不招惹我。
老大多年贤淑,喜静不闯祸。她唯一的嗜好就是虾虾。我妈说,她都快成精了,听得懂人话——且识数。每天早三虾,晚三虾,若是没给够数,一定冲你叫,叫到补足为止。想糊弄她很不容易,讲道理也讲不通。我有天就听素萍在跟她说:“今天虾大,不能给三只,只能两个。”老猫先吃着,吃完再找素萍要,不给就堵在冰箱门口,让素萍干不成活儿,补齐第三个便去窗台打盹。
家里孩子多了,喂不起那么多虾,我现在给老猫喂虾前,将两只小的捉牢关起来,等老猫吃完再放出来。二猫让我明白一个英文:STREET SMART。她生下来就被遗弃,乡里的猫一窝一窝,大多断奶即死。能活下来的也比较苦,反复遭扔出家门,吃不饱穿不暖,能活下来全凭毅力加聪慧。她两次便发现我若拿钥匙逗她捉她进屋,一定是在喂老大虾。几次以后便骗不着她,只要老大开始在我腿边缠绕,她便躲藏在沙发角。她以前大约受虐过,不敢抢吃的,只等老猫吃完,她舔地上残渣。老猫娇生惯养,虾头虾尾虾须须是不吃的,这些就是小二黑的大餐。但老毛发现小二黑吃她残羹剩饭,心里不舒服了,最近基本吃得干净,只留点虾味在纸上,小二黑可以抱着餐巾纸,反复舔舐。
小三是典型的胸大无脑,,也就是说漂亮女人其实是不必有思想的。她经常被老二教唆着当枪使。盆里没食碗里没水了,老二要上厕所但便盆脏了,便怂恿小三去找我。因为老二看得出,哪怕在我睡得最熟的时候,小三拿舌头舔我或咬我耳朵,我都不会发火。小三会拿出娇俏样子耍宝卖萌让我心甘情愿伺候她。
最近关俩不管用了,一只比一只难抓。我一喊老大名字,三只猫会从不同房间飞奔出来把冰箱门守好。
我只能换策略,把老猫引厨房,关起门来喂虾,留俩小的在外疯狂挠门。有时候开门早了,老二便串进来远等,老三不问三七二十一只管从老猫嘴里抢了吃。我有时候心里会不忍,丢个最小的虾给老二,老二像乞讨要饭的一样,叼了便跑躲角落里吃,不让人看见。刚才厨房一阵爆响,我过去看,盛虾的乐扣摔碎了,满地玻璃渣,虾在地上。我怒了,暴打老二,老二一脸认罚知错样被我丢在门外。
小三则从洗衣机肚里探出头,一脸无辜样。我很轻易就原谅她还怕她被扎,踏过满地玻璃渣,一把抱她过来。其实我主观上已经认定坏事都是老二干的,即使是小三的错,也迁怒于她。但老二宅心仁厚,既不记恨我,也不报复小三。昨天我无意把三儿关进厕所,小二黑就一直守门外,把手指从门底缝内伸进去,安慰孤独的小三,任自己屁股蹲在冰凉的大理石上。
天冷了,大多时候,小三蜷缩在老二怀中,老二怕她冷,给她当肉被。老大内心里认定我是亲人,总不离我左右。老三长得漂亮又小,总娇在我怀中。只有老二,有些怕我,又很懂事,思忖着宠爱这样的事轮不到她,于是在我的照片里,她总是那个远远趴在凳子上,远离父母怀抱,独自缩成团的那个。有时候我心疼去抱她,都能感觉她内心的复杂,又想让我疼,又害怕我会不会打,浑身不自在,一旦被我诚惶诚恐抱上,便柔顺得如小媳妇一样竭尽温柔之能事地舔我。从猫这里我就知道:父母的爱没有公平的,内心早有取舍。孩子心里都懂。
我们去汤池写作,家里三只猫对素萍负担太重了。她们要不停地吃喝拉撒,尤其是夜里,盆都来不及换。所以,我们必须带一只走。在带哪只猫的问题上家长异常统一。老大老了不宜走动,老三小受不了长途颠簸,老二是乡下孩子,耐造。就带她。她总是跟我们长途奔波,被局促在猫笼里,几小时水米未进,不拉不撒不麻烦我们。内心有恐惧和不适应便哀嚎几声。但生命力异常顽强,让我们放心。孩子若生得多,一群里,一定有一个这样吃苦耐劳野草一样好养活的,所费父母心思精力和金钱不多,却是父母依仗对象,未来给父母养老。我要对夹心饼小二黑好一点。若是子女,她才是最终那个照顾我的孩子。
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