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不思早朝

不思早朝

2008年06月26日

剧本就剩半集了，按我的速度，不过是举手之劳，可就拖着不想写，见到儿子了，不思早朝，其实晚朝也不思，净逍遥。

1.分赃均匀

妈妈买了咸大虾带过来。这是偶得爹的最爱，每次必带。后来有了陈咪咪，也是咪咪的最爱。再后来有了偶得，更是偶得的最爱。爹带着俩娃吃虾场面热烈。偶得会跟着爹后面喊：“宝宝要吃臭虾虾。”咪咪是偶得的天敌，平日里俩人水火不容，只这时候异口同声，咪咪也是附和。偶得爹拿一只虾，剥了壳，分三段。虾头，虾身，虾尾巴。偶得吃虾肉，咪咪吃虾头，虾尾巴归爸爸。剥的时候，偶得跳脚，咪咪都爬到偶得爸爸的膝盖上，拿爪子去捞，偶得爹左躲右闪。一只虾毕，偶得爹说：“地位比猫低下。”

2.妈妈的秘密

妈妈跟偶得玩游戏，把臭虾虾藏手里，让偶得猜，在哪只手？偶得遍猜不着。
偶得学样跟妈妈玩游戏，把臭虾虾藏手里，让妈妈猜，在哪只手？妈妈每猜必中。偶得不甘心地问：“妈妈是怎么知道的啊！”妈妈哼一声说：“秘密，就不告诉你！”偶得对着手里的虾研究不得其解。
偶得手小虾大，无论偶得藏哪只手，虾头虾须都会露出来。长眼都知道。

3.藏猫猫

偶得小时候，一跟他藏猫猫，他就紧张地把头藏进被子里，以为自己看不见别人，别人也看不见他，屁股全露在外。
偶得现在大了，依旧藏猫猫，智商提高了。会把屁股也藏进被子里，只露两只脚在外。
迟早有一天，偶得会长大到，藏在世界的什么角落里，头，屁股和脚都不出来，只有声音从电话线里飘出来。
妈妈依旧是那句老话：“偶得呢！偶得到哪里去啦？妈妈怎么看不见了呢？”

4.发音问题

偶得很是麻烦，话会说一大串，主谓宾俱全，还有形容词成语，我正打算教他点歇后语俏皮话，因为幽默要从小培养。可就是发音不佳，总有几个爆破音发布出来。
拉着我的手喊：“妈妈你蛋！你蛋！”从一岁到现在。
我跟偶得说：“看。宝宝说看，不是蛋。”偶得非常冷静地转过脸说：“妈妈你看。”说完又继续喊：“你蛋你蛋！这个是我的贴画！”
会说，可是不说。这很麻烦。

5.想着他人

偶得的习惯很好，如果自己想吃什么，一定会先给在座各位都奉上，之后才自己吃。吃鳕鱼丝，给一根奶奶，给一根妈妈，给一根爷爷，给一根AUNTIE FE，最后自己塞一根。
吃一根鳕鱼丝，容易吗他？
这是外婆在宝宝小时候就叮嘱奶奶的。“孩子从小要教着心里装着别人。吃以前要问问大家。给你你就拿，千万别说不吃不吃，否则他会以为你真不爱吃。他不知道你是省给他。以后，他也就不懂得谦让了。”奶奶谨记，妈妈也记得，从小培养，现在已经成习惯。

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