讲故事的神来之笔
2008年01月12日
讲故事也好,写文章也好,妙在一个百转千回,声东击西。太平铺直叙的故事,不是好故事。
我发现这个诀窍是跟老公的长期斗争中总结出来的。你若想买珠宝,一定不要说,我对家贡献良多,今年你赚了多少钱,应该获利回吐,这样即使得到了,人家也不情不愿。你要夸赞老公的英明神武,床功一流,貌比潘安,持家有道,每年家庭财产扶摇直上,而身边这个女子从以前的不施粉脂也娇,不妝不颜也俏到如今的残花败柳,冒比无盐,若再没点珠宝傍身侍贵,实在是配不上我夫的高大伟岸,而内心鄙琐的我,虽然知道从道理上应该为我夫君主动停妻納妾,怎奈下有幼子教养,上有公婆侍奉,实在是不忍心将此重责推脱她人之手,顾在此申请TIFFANY两克拉钻戒一枚权做家庭装饰品,只当是房屋维修,电器保养的固定资产投入。 基本丈夫狂笑之后,欣然拨款。
儿子偶得秉承乃母风范,嘴比蜜甜,“舅妈好,舅妈好,舅妈给我买糖果;亲亲阿呆,抱抱阿呆,阿呆给我开电脑;妈妈像花蝴蝶一样最漂亮啦!妈妈带宝宝看恐龙。”全家上下无不折服听侯吩咐。
今天外婆给妈妈讲故事,讲电视里的一个采访,说有个女精神病人,被家里关在地窖六年,一丝不挂,两个幼子靠讨饭过活,好可怜啊!每天出去讨要人家的剩饭,有时候就得一块方便面,那么冷的冬天,生啃,没人烧。更感人的是,两个才几岁的孩子,已经晓得照顾生病的母亲,讨来的剩饭也丢进地窖给母亲吃,母亲就这样活了六年。
最后,俺娘的总结语:“就是要饭的孩子,都长得比你儿子胖。”
说完指指一旁儿子的小脸儿。
全家笑倒。苦情戏笑场。
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