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牌友亮子

无聊的时候就去联众打保皇。

我是在战斗中成长起来的。刚开始打得极臭，总是输，没人跟我玩。后来用老公的号去练，把他的号也给打臭了。劳工又用我的名字重新注册了一个，他用我的号玩，分疯涨。总见他老谋深算地蛰伏在牌场里一动不动，单等腿子暴露了，或皇帝要跑的时候给予致命一击，眼看着皇帝就剩一张牌可怜地趴在窝里飞不出去。

这种牌在山东很流行。一进那牌室，别人张口问你是哪里人，你若回答是安徽的，别人都吃一惊。因为通常的答案都是“济南，青岛，德州，烟台“等地方。五人一桌，有张大鬼长得与众不同，画成权仗的样子，拿了这张的人便是皇帝，另一张小鬼长得也特别，是个小宝剑，拿了那张就是侍卫，这两人一家，剩下三个贫民对这两人围追堵截，狂轰烂炸。

劳工用我的名字注册的号，因此他在屏幕上显示的是一个娇娃。但他的毒辣风格和深藏不露的打法，一看就是个久经沙场的杀手。

我是在他积累了丰厚的财产，官阶已经晋升到军门官的时候才开始败家的。败家的意思是，我还是常败将军，只因财产丰厚，输几把不影响大局。

我技术不怎么样，但有一个特性跟随我多年却一直不改，并以此而著名——-话多。我可以边抽牌边打字，字打得比发牌快，经常因为灌水过多而被禁言60秒，最多一次被禁180秒。那180秒真难熬，感觉被束缚了手脚，被袜子塞住了喉咙，被毛巾堵住了鼻子，被人用手掐住了喉咙。那一刻，功力尽丧，不过因为特别安静，大脑才在手停顿以后发挥了功效，思考很缜密，那三分钟里我还赢了。

后来，我碰到了亮子。

亮子不多言，在我长篇大论的时候，他只半天敲一个字：“笑”。他就那么偶尔一笑，让我一切尽被他收入眼底。

亮子习惯坐我的上手，然后喂牌给我，总是输送的弹药恰如其分，我需要单他就放单，我需要双他就放双，我需要他不上牌让我过小，他就跟看到我牌似的PASS了。两个人的默契让我觉得很舒服，心情舒畅。因为有他长心替我算牌，我于是更肆无忌惮地开始打字，大部分时间都在说话，对其余几个牌友评头论足，说我下家是个愣头青，一定是个十几岁的半大小伙，火气极旺，只图一时盖过他人的快意，全然不顾全局。“配合，联邦的配合，是打牌之本。”我经常发表那些看似高屋建瓴的总结性发言。其实，我压根不懂得配合，我现在常尝胜果，完全是因为有亮子在配合我。

有些人做理论，有些人做实践。我是理论家，而亮子是实践者。

再后来，我打牌只为亮子。登录上去看看，如果亮子不在，我就退了。原因是，偶尔自己去打，总是憋一肚子气回来，不是被人阻击在家里，就是联邦之间因不熟悉而相互撕杀。亮子一来，我完全变成了另一个人，打牌勇猛，战无不胜。那种扬眉吐气，那种对敌人的痛扁，那种在他的护驾之下我俨然是一个傲视天下的帝王的感觉，真好！恍惚间，因为常胜着，我于是有种错觉，自己真打得不错。

这种错觉总在亮子不在的时候被他人毫不留情地践踏。我孤家寡人的时候，经常被打得翻不过身来，苟延残喘，甚至在胜利在望的时候被人一脚踏扁，严重损伤我的骄傲。

我于是开始将信心，热情，胜利的喜悦以及依赖，统统交给一个我甚至不知道模样的男人手里。而他的名字一出现，我就开始焕发光彩。

然后，我哭笑不得地发现，我居然因为几张甚至没有手感的扑克牌而开始了网恋。一有空就登录到联众，偷偷看一眼那个男人在不在。一旦他在，我便不顾一切地坐下来尽兴，最过分的一次曾经奋战到半夜四点。两个人都忘记了第二天分别都要上班。

我还不至于神经，也就是说，我很清醒地知道，我喜欢这男人，只因为在牌上的默契。我是那种纯粹理智性的女人，那种绝对不会跟人私奔，绝对不会因为某男的迷魂汤而神魂颠倒，绝对不会因为爱上一个男人而放弃整个世界。想想，满悲哀的。一个人，一生都不曾为什么癫狂过，以至于忘记一切，任何时间都活得很明白。

以前在酒桌上就这样，喝得越多越清醒，眼看着周围的人一个个瘫软下来，甚至是不可一世，自以为了不起的老总，都钻到酒桌下面，然后对着一瘫瘫的烂泥冷笑，暗说，在酒桌上，剥你个裸体。尽管明天一早你又把皮披上了。

于是，我在牌桌上极尽风情，或喊“亮亮”或喊”宝宝“，宝宝是我的发明创造。通常人喊腿子为”保子“我认为这个词太过刚硬，没有一点感情色彩在里面。既然曾经一刻我是皇帝，我就要非常爱护我的保子，我要腻称他为”宝宝“。我会在牌桌上兰花指轻翘，边嗑着瓜子，边娇滴滴地喊：“我的宝宝呢？”亮亮便低头叩首，单膝跪地，应声道：“在。”

而后来就一发不可收拾。

终于有一天，在我打着哈欠，揉着眼睛，依依不舍地第N次告退说“这次我真的要离去了，我快累死在牌桌上”的时候，一直寡言的从不披露情感的亮子突然就攥住了我的手，很坚毅地问：“你电话？我要给你打电话。”

我突然就楞住了，不晓得怎么回答。感觉象是漫画书里的人物突然迈过薄薄的纸张站在了你的面前。

我说，我在国外，电话很贵的。算了吧。

然后，我就不再去打牌了。

然后，在这几天的假日里，我很无聊。

网上已经没人了。大家都与家团圆热热闹闹。

我翻开这个网页也没人，翻开那个网页也没什么新闻。

我哪里都去，就是不敢上牌室。

根绝我对自己的了解，没几天后，我就都忘了。

甚至忘记他叫亮子。

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