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乱 讲

 

               乱  讲

不晓得你有没有这种感觉。

下午窗外下着瓢泼大雨，我坐在电脑前，跟他聊天。我大部分时间就在乱讲。我想，我如果这样乱讲，我就在破坏这个漂亮的版面。

不过现在，能给我乱讲的地方，越来越少。因为认识我的人越来越多，我的每句乱讲，要被人拿黑本本记下来，以后显示给我看：某年某月，你在某坛，你曾说过。。。。。。。我无法告诉TA，我那是在乱讲。很不负责任地乱讲。

我不相信网恋，因为网恋=机器恋。你在跟一台电脑谈恋爱，你设计很多空幻的场景，让自己填在里面，那个男主角，你永远无法看见，就把他设计成一个完美的动画娃娃，按你的指示导演。你说，亲亲。他说，亲亲。你说抱抱，他说抱抱。你说，爱我。他说，爱你。

不过有时候机器会出程序问题。据说以前有个电脑机器人，因为下国际象棋下不过卡斯帕罗夫，屡盏屡败，于是心生积怨，特地让自己导电，差点要谋害大师。我也是差点给机器谋害。我说，下雨了，雨点敲击我的心间。机器不按我的导演配乐：叮当叮当，而是突然改台词，说，你怕吗？我说，怕。机器说，没关系，我在。然后，你就会觉得，跟机器触电了。很SHOCK的感觉。

我说，我有N个幻想。机器说，继续。这是我以前写好的剧本。然后我继续表演。我说，我喜欢，与一个我爱的男人，在舒缓的钢琴中慢慢摇着三步，在自家客厅的地毯。“为什么是地毯？”我不理，继续说，我吊在他脖子上，脚不沾地，将两只脚尖踩在他的大拖鞋上，将头埋在他怀里，赖着要他一点点移动。“不行，你太重，会把我的脚趾头踩骨折。”你瞧，机器的破坏性有多大！瞬间就将你设计一千遍的幻想给扑灭。

我说，我的幻想，是在闹市的僻静角落开个茶座的书店。可以租，可以买。门口挂着竹子的珠帘，我自己戴着耳机听音乐，将自己喜欢的书翻个遍，一杯开水，滴几片香片。“小姐，买单。”机器又捣乱。 http://66.bachinese.com

机器说，抱抱，亲亲，送你一首歌。然后后面的故事变成TA来导演。他说，你即便很老了，我也会很疼你，尽管你喊自己老奶奶。亲亲老奶奶，抱抱老奶奶，拖着没牙的老奶奶到处乱转，带着老奶奶悠悠晃着，在自家客厅的地毯。我们会有两个小孩，又聪明又惹人怜爱。。。。。。。。

我得赶紧关了电脑，因为机器已经开始作怪，有时候它不按程序编写，想怎么乱来就怎么乱来。如果局面发展成暴动或无政府状态，它就不仅仅侵占我的内存空间，没准有时候会象贞子那样，突然从屏幕里跳出来，吓的我精神分裂。

所以，网恋=/=机器恋，不要在上面乱打字，打着打着，打出意外，而感情这东西，买不上保险。 http://66.bachinese.com

 

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