Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am =YRN"
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. {BlKVsQ
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 O#5ll2?
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Here are just a few reasons. why: }.R].
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 >&3ATH;&(
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? s"solPw
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She doesn't care what you think. e;/C}sK:
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 >)IXc<"wq
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 T|&2!Sh
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 }&mFpc
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. VF<C#I
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 a|v}L,
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. r\-25F<e5
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 7JNy;$]/
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Women over 40 are dignified. ]O;Hlty(g
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 A|esVUo<3^
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 Fc"&lk4e
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if they think they can get away with it. "n3i
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 oYG].PC
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. .u_k?.8|
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. CY4_
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Women get psychic as they age. /Lc=
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, ,ZYj8^gF
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. {xC CUU
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. /I'n]
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ;
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Older women are forth right and honest. .=>T yq
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. G=8w9-Ww
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 a9E!2o
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. ZHshg`I`
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. *x|
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. WRAW%?$
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. v.1= TBh
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. >:]fN61#
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40歲以上的男人呢? Siw9_c
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 &bJ98Nxl
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, 34C
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 5Ag>,>kJ6
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. W4CI=94
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 O#7ldF(
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 [&*$!M
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: h6x+.}}
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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here's an update for you. GtO5,d_
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? E|9LUPcb
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? w c%
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig T , =ga
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just to get a little sausage !
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! >V(2Ke Y
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