Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am V 1Fdt+#
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ?Jx8z`(
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 (yZ^Y'0
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Here are just a few reasons. why: hio{: (
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為什麼呢? 0ogTQ`2Z:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 kdF#Nm
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? f:=?"MX7
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She doesn't care what you think. sF} E=lY
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 |M+ !O93
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 \?}ZXKuJj
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. rv\<Q-uQ8
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 iveWau292
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. dM$]OAT
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 5jbd!t@L
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Women over 40 are dignified. 2B*9]AHny
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 V862(y
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera .lj\H
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if they think they can get away with it. !,I}2,1%k
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 I|08[
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. o^lKM?t
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. S=o Ab&
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Women get psychic as they age. P=V~/,>SZ!
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, >7
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. }yXa1#3
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. U@i+XZc"S
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Older women are forth right and honest. gzi~BJ
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熟女直接又誠實 02b v0
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. l'mgjv~
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 R ]HHbD&;
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. {PdyKgM
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. poQY X5
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. XlR.Y~
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ix6j=5{
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 29}(l#S}m
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 >P/.X^G0
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, ax,%07hJ
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. ^!?W!k!:V
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? 11O^)_|c
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here's an update for you. 6[w_/X"
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? %^kBcId
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? 6|~N5E~SX
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig E2+O-;VN
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just to get a little sausage ! wtIXZUx
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 8<{)|GoqB
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