Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am 3v\}4)A[
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ]De<'x}
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 0-6rIdDTM
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Here are just a few reasons. why: ]V^ >aUlj
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為什麼呢? UyENzK<%u
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 Zcjh
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? VX0}x+LJ
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She doesn't care what you think. B 1jeIk,
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ^M0
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 f}=>c|Do
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. GCZx-zD~>
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 Ir#]p9:x
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. t^
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. r'8qZJgm
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Women over 40 are dignified. IK1'" S|
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 f\xmv|8
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. {.eo?dQ
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 0Xb,ne
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if they think they can get away with it.
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 8wV`mdKN
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 V/`vX;%
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. ZmI0|r}QbY
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. z^vfha
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Women get psychic as they age. dIW@L
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 1_WP\@O
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. Qo32oT[DM
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. 'Fy"|M;2
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. I3HO><of
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Older women are forth right and honest. 4M#i_.`z
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熟女直接又誠實 zZ6m`]{B9?
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. <?s@-mpgN
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 p4V* %A&w
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. }yVx"e)
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. eAmI~oku
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 9U8x&Z]P
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. !c`&L_ "!
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40歲以上的男人呢? ~UJ.A<>Fh
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 tn#cVB3
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, p#).;\M
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. KLvAe>#,
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 @Ddz|4 vEi
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: SIapY%)h
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? <rtKPlb//
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 M!+J[q
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? fX]`vjM{
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? $33E-^
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig n&Ckfo_D
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just to get a little sausage ! +: x[cK
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! Vbt!, 2
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