Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. r(>@qGN
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 *?@?f&E/
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Here are just a few reasons. why: NR$3%0 nC6
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為什麼呢? H5/6TX72N
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 f=l rg KE
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ].avItg
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She doesn't care what you think. k&M;,e3v6
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 } ?$F}s-
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. g i3F`
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. &Q/ W~)~
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 7(1|xYCx$
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Women over 40 are dignified. R+
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 udK%>
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. &C5_g$Ma.Z
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 -u+vJ6EY
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. djl*H
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, EmWn%eMN
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. PudS2k_Qv
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 6xmZXpd!
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 4&lv6`G `
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 gT{Q#C2Baw
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. &GO}|W
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ]Jg&VXrH
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. _IHV7*u{;
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. IxN9&xa
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 5J.bD)
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 =+-UJo5
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: 5X$ jl;6
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? PcMD])Z{G
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? ~8Fk(E_
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? qbN
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig LzKj=5'Y
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just to get a little sausage ! ./Zk`-OBT
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! LKB$,pR~1l
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