Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am mT2Fn8yC1
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : _=eeZ4f
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. {r!X W
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 2x7%6'
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Here are just a few reasons. why: Qm\VZ<6/5
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 <v)Ai;l,
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ]+B#SIC;
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She doesn't care what you think. 3[L)q2;}$N
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 A,T3%TE
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 g2<xr;<t^
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. @: s |X
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 QxmVImn"
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. ^r<bi%@C$
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. H[{
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Women over 40 are dignified. J8"Cw<=O
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 ega< {t
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. 7
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ? 1g<] ?
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if they think they can get away with it. UEJX0=
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 `q
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ba 3_55]
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. ^L;`F
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. #GYCU!
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, g|PVOY+|^
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. ~mtL\!vaM
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. ipEsR/O
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. eD* "#O)W
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Older women are forth right and honest. 7:1c5F~M
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. AO9F.A<T5
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. ?Ee HeN_
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. w*ig[{
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 'Z-jj2t}
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. h]<Ld9
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. EeKEw
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40歲以上的男人呢? "6n~,$
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 x~}RL-Y2o
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, #`/KF_a3\>
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 MOyQ4<_
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 Xb42R1
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: -lyT8qZ:(
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? JLRw`V,o7
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 `,&h!h((
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here's an update for you. I`2hxLwh+
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? pHY~_^B4&
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? 7vV3"uns
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 3a_S-&?X
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just to get a little sausage ! @Q3aJ98)2
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! X#(?V[F]
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