Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am g7H(PF?
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ]f_p8?j"
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 2>%=U~5
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Here are just a few reasons. why: o]V^};B
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 a7opCmL
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 6gDN`e,@
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She doesn't care what you think. *.[.
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 h*\%vr
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 Pq$n5fZC!
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 jP.dDYc
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. XiWmV ?
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 :ws<-Qy
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. f o3}W^0
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. gSj,E8-g
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Women over 40 are dignified. Vurqt_nb
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera ;^L(^Hx
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. #'`{Qv0,
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 .%-8 t{dt
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 53h0UL
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 H5an%kU|j
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. bN.Pex
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. #vlgwA
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. MdF2Gk-9
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Women get psychic as they age. (8OsGn
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, zt%Mx>V@
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. zbiL P83
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ,esmV-
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Older women are forth right and honest. k5)om;.w
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. x)&\z}
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. <UCl@5g&
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. U0+-W07>
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. ,zc(t<|-y
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 9+N-eW_U
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. I-)4YQI
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 dRMx[7jVA
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. )/P}?`I
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 KPki}'GO
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 'GScszz
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: $[|mGae
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? +ge?w#R
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? Gw` L"
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? lquLT6]
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig nt<]d\o0
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just to get a little sausage !
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! P<-
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