Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am v
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : uEyH2QO
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. hQ6a~?f
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 Z[\O=1E,
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Here are just a few reasons. why: \)K^=jM
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為什麼呢? VhjM>(
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 ~_s?k3cd
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ay "'#[
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She doesn't care what you think. ZCKka0*
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 wn_b[tdxq
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 XU/QA
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. 2aJS{[
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 YEkh3FrbwH
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. ^Q*atU
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. P =3RLL<l
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Women over 40 are dignified. M
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. !RyO\>:q
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 c wg
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you !T](Udf
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if they think they can get away with it. HV6f@
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 |FD }e)
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 8-y{a.,u.
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. 7jnIv];i
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. x.8TRMk^
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, J|'7_0OAx
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. tmqY2.
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Qs9gTBS;
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Older women are forth right and honest. Or
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 |9~GM
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. j"AU z)x
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. Q#nOJ(KV
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. dt2$`X18
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. Vp>|hj po
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. x\Z'2?u}
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40歲以上的男人呢? \GHiLs,!
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 Bz5-ITX
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, C@jJ.^
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. a{{g<<H
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 TEDAb>
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: &ZL3{M
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? w`q%#qRk
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 LBF 1;zjK
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here's an update for you. kWdi595
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? -?(E_^ng
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? L[=a/|)TBV
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig |j 6OM{@
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just to get a little sausage ! ` AY_2>7
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!
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