Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ?*%_:fB
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 ?:ZB'G{%E
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. U2A
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 y;uR@
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Here are just a few reasons. why: 8lL|j
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 "J`&"_CyZ
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? i5t6$|u:&m
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She doesn't care what you think. S.)Jp-&K
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 94?WL
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 p*&0d@'r
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. "GZieI
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 2h'Wu
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. }}{n|l+R5
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. \7uM5 k}l
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Women over 40 are dignified. |7tD&9<
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 yjg&/6
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. `X}:(O^GO
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 1XMR7liE
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you m&Mupl
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if they think they can get away with it. P}Kgh7)3
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 w_xca(
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. odsFgh
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. q.VYPkEib
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Women get psychic as they age. RhH1nf2UR
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, OegeZV
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. kkF)Tro\
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 6:]N%
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 X,7y| tb
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Older women are forth right and honest. &)%+DUV|
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. .h7s
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 X#lNS+&='
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. HU
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ,vJt!}}
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. z%%O-1
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ?Gki0^~J
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. rp||#v0l!w
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 '4[=*!hs!
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, l@4_D;b3o"
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 sU ZA!sv
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. GiV%Hcx
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: &riGzU]
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? 1cLtTE
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here's an update for you. 9=%zd z2_S
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? J:L+q}A
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? $;qi-K3j
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig tnRf!A;m
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just to get a little sausage ! Je1d|1!3
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! `Y#At3{
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