Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am
)y'`C@ijI 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人
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~-lIOQ.v Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :
Df02#493 ST)l0c+Y> QkZT%!7 z|F>+6l"Y7 As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all.
##BMh! S20x 隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
j{>E.F2. qqQnL[`)C Here are just a few reasons. why:
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;SeDxyKG v<_}Br2I[ A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、
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)QaI{ z [yL%+I 40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
UF=5k~7<b a+szA}; She doesn't care what you think.
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`" yEtI5Qk 她才不在乎你在想什麼。
W!.UMmw` m7z/@b[ If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、
$$<9tqA rw8O<No4.o 40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
>BMJA:j ,ZV<o!\ she doesn't sit around you whining about it.
7<x0LW 6(B0gBCId 她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
4O9HoX#-? uf\Hh -+p She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting.
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:vJD 她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情.
5|x&Z/hL XJ?|\=] Women over 40 are dignified.
= t<!W Q{b Z D* 40歲以上的女人穩重自持
|^C?~g B~- VGT2o They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
r-'\<d(J$ -]~U_J] or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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2,/("lV@0 )NRY9\H if they think they can get away with it.
B@e,3: {}N* e"<O 當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了
c%>t(ce`Tl })g|r9= 如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。
9 }|Bs=q jWiZ!dtUZ Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved.
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T)& 因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
V!3G\*$? c~ l$_A Women get psychic as they age.
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x`{ni6} /],:sS7 你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔.
K:z|1V hz<kR@k} once you get past a wrinkle or two.
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;H_yNrwA /$\yAOA'y Older women are forth right and honest.
dE_BV=H{ 6S])IA&VJ 熟女直接又誠實
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@]6)j& [esjR`u 你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意.
kGc;j8>." <5@+:7Dv Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
@7 &rDZ 2U2=ja9:Y 40 歲以上的女人有很多優點.
kWjCSC>jA 5b0Ipg Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal.
xE;4#+_I 0?BT* 40歲以上的男人呢?
;T/W7=4CZ %FT F For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
|iLeOztuE K7M7T5< there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants,
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g % q7 uZz^>*b making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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7SoxsT) 0fxA*]h Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、
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a^iefwsNc }di)4=U9 "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
m=z-}T5y!T "@Ra>qb "那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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+z+25qWi L7G':oA_`p Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ?
S-gL]r3G8 rs~RKTv- 今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢?
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@za?<G>!'e @NlnZfMu 因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!
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