Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am Sz0PZtJ
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : DGvuo 8
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. /2K"Mpf8
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 I\)`,w
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Here are just a few reasons. why: L.;b(b
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 p$Tk;;wm
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? \[G'cE
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She doesn't care what you think. :C5w5
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 *V&M5
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 +5y^c|L0
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 ZF7@ b/-me
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. oG,>Pk
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ?1=.scmgDG
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 5EtR>Pc
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. v H HgZ
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Women over 40 are dignified. Z %pc"
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 S1=P-Ao
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. 4?pb!@l
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ai 4 k?
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if they think they can get away with it. KM &P5}
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 I_1?J*
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 7-S?RU]g
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. w
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Women get psychic as they age. g9
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, +P(*S
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. rmg\Pa8W>
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. =z}PR1X!
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 a?gF;AYk
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Older women are forth right and honest. e;6:U85LS
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熟女直接又誠實 s9C^Cy^su
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. aR2N,<Cp5
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 CaYb}.:AX
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. t|@5,J
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. [#KY.n
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. hNc8uV{r=
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 2P:X_:`~[
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 0Y oKSo
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40歲以上的男人呢? [P}Bq6;p
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 56C8)?
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, th{J;a
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. hP:>!KJ
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 n1\$|[^6
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: WSpF/Wwc
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? :}_hz )
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 q%,86A>
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here's an update for you. ~2*LWH*@
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? *o1US
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? +kWWx#L#
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig FKL4`GEm
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just to get a little sausage ! 23Cv
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! O n0!>-b,
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