Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am +IG1IF
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 "kX`FaAhY
?3`q+[:
Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : \M7I&~V
3rxo,pX94
.
3GnZR,L
.2e1S{ 9
As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. Z`rK\Bc
UQ
5BH%EPb
隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
RXBb:f
+AB6lv
Here are just a few reasons. why: vKU`C?,L
\;-qdV_JB
為什麼呢? 3AK(dC[ri
=g@R%NDNV
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 U);OR
=K .r
"What are you thinking?" CE{z-_{^
1 ojhh7<
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? fGb7=Fk
WElrk:b
She doesn't care what you think. L59bu/LfL
;P3>>DZ
她才不在乎你在想什麼。 R4V \B
#e*X0;m
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 wDDx
j
WNhbXyp_
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
lj)f4zu
lY.B
she doesn't sit around you whining about it. [!G)$<
J2r1=5HS
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 x"vwWJNQ
+)gGs#2X
She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 'V&2Xvl%
tG/1pW
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. ,E&Bn8L~O
\yM-O- {
Women over 40 are dignified. NUMi])HkN
prZ55MS.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
;;@IfZ ?j
WE")xhV6
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera So#dJ>
K'NcTw#f
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. B#]_8svO
o
w2$o\hC
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 VMx%1^/(
:y\09)CJK
Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you gC`)]*'tE
tev QW
if they think they can get away with it. I0DM=V>;
^\:yf.k
當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 Y&s2C%jT
r=qLaPG
如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 6)ycmu;!$
}'lNi^"XL
Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. cS}r9gaQ
9mQ#L<Ps
熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. y?>#t^
&eIGF1ws
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. sAVefL?
co/7l sW
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 ,>u=gA&}
4b4QbJ$
Women get psychic as they age. 9RxO7K
CN/IH
女人越老越通靈 DF'8GF&Rp
~n6[$WjZA
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, !h>D;k6 e
Y;,Hzmbs6w
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 1~'_K9eE
}kE87
x'
once you get past a wrinkle or two. NY@"&p'Q
=2,0Wo]$
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 ]NtSu%u
ZW*n /#GUC
A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. .B>B`q;B
XvskB[\
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 ^n9a" qz
t^.'>RwW|
Older women are forth right and honest. 5@ foxI
|z~LzSJv
熟女直接又誠實 vBNZ<
L\|a
^Gq5ig1rxy
They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. x5OC;OQc
5 [4Z=RP
如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 B;!f<"a8
^YKy9zkTl
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. L,~MicgV
RZO5=L9E
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. y? "@v.
f jI #-
Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. [Uli>/%JB
YX*0?S
40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. oEu>}JD
6^;^rUlm
Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. ~GG?GB
m"Qq{p|'
40歲以上的男人呢? <qhBc:kc
bD<qNqX$
For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 [T`}yb@
zE`R,:VI
there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, G;TsMq
8Mu;U3cIW
就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 Uki9/QiX>
YsP/p-
making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. BDe]18X
.^[_V
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 'L{p,
HR60
Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 %9o+zg? RJ
"}b'E#
女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: t\r:E2
O
1zjaR4Tf
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? dig~J\
o>c^aRZ{
"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 0xpx(T[
&Y7C0v
here's an update for you. !QEL"iJ6M'
= .oHnMX2M
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 4_LQ?U>$
'{f=hE_/
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 6;oe=Q:Q
WM,i:P)b
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? W
f@t4(i
A
+
0,i
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ~p*1:ij
<L2emL_'
just to get a little sausage ! ;=jr0\| e
|d7$*7TvV
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! V5"HwN+`
},
c,30V'